|it's always better when we're together
||[May. 3rd, 2005|09:30 am]
|||||i'm a huge liar!||]|
my life is really boring. i wake up, i go to school, go to work, then usually go home. sometimes i'll do something out of the ordinary, but not usually...and all i can do is sit here and worry about my financial aid and why i havent gotten it yet. so im going to invent a story insted of posting something true. b/c honestly, i think everyones tired of hearing me bitch and moan.
yesterday was sooooo cool! i totally ditched school. i called up andy vives, and he was ditching too! score! so i got out of bed to go hang out and realized kailey cullin and ellen kennedy had also not gone and were in fact sitting on the couch playing sega. we loaded into my mercedes and rolled up to the taco bell. i mean andys house....anyway, we picked up andy. then my mercedes turned into a stretch limo. we went to the school and since we are so badass, we told them we were picking up travis okeeffe and jeff harapolous and to fuck off if they didnt like it. we rode in style to the most expensive restaurant in new york. we had just ordered drinks and who was sitting at the next table but steve ohochinski and julia merchant. they said they had hit the lottery and that school seemed so passe now. they laughed that rich people laugh and order everyone their own bottle of crystaal. all of the sudden, a parade of elephants busted down the left wall of the restaurant. the biggest elephant was purple and green plaid. josh smith was riding this elephant and informed us that he had sold his house and father and bought a circus instead. it was a righteous circus. there were elephants, giraffes, clowns, beotches, and even a bearded woman named amanda segal. amanda segal the bearded woman invited us to her abode, where we drank all of our crystaal and watched "meet the fockers" until steve ohochinski shit his pants with laughter. then, unexpectedly, aaron romynz and eric gilson of the man-boy love assosiaction showed up. they were wearing top hats and speedos. we laughed at them and they joined us. lauren cullin and theresa blackman landed on top of the trump towers in an air balloon. then, me and kailey and ellen got in and we sailed away. back in milford, our small apartment was secretly a transformer. it turned into a stegosaurus and ran off. so we moved to a pimp mansion instead and when we got there, a christmas style feast was there. i went to bed happy, and full of turkey and crystaal.